Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.12.11

Posted: 12 Apr 2011 01:40 PM PDT

   
Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed and I’m just gonna cut right to the chase: I’m entirely trying to see how many boobs, side-boobs and midgets it takes to make up for a Kirstie Alley panty flash. I’d go into more detail, but it’s very scientific. Pass me those beakers, - The Superficial Click Here to Start Read More ...

John Travolta Has Hair Again. Fancy That.

Posted: 12 Apr 2011 12:55 PM PDT

   
Presumably forged in the finest of Scientology slave camps, John Travolta walked around New York today with a new wig to hide his well-documented baldness because apparently he assumes people look at the Internet just as much as he does. Which is never because the first rule of Church of Scientology is: Don’t research The Read More ...

Hayden Panettiere Wants That Giant Sex

Posted: 12 Apr 2011 12:07 PM PDT

   
Hayden Panettiere might only be 5′1″ but that’s not about to stop her from letting 6′6″ Wladimir Klitschko essentially blend her uterus with his giant penis. I know I’m making that sound really romantic, so here’s Hayden explaining it to Ellen DeGeneres because there’s a person who doesn’t fear penis enough as it is. Via Read More ...

Chris Brown & Joe Jonas Are Making Beautiful Music Together

Posted: 12 Apr 2011 11:10 AM PDT

   
After Ashley Greene kicked him to the curb, Joe Jonas is apparently trying to shed his purity ring image and prove how hard, so hard… he is by laying down with Chris Brown. Or is it laying down a track? Doesn’t matter. Here’s the two of them with producer Hit Boy over the weekend where Read More ...

Tina Fey is Definitely Pregnant and Other News

Posted: 12 Apr 2011 10:40 AM PDT

   
- Justin Bieber is following in Jesus’ footsteps now. Literally. - Joan Rivers reminds us that with age comes wisdom. - And these old people are the exception that proves the rule. - January Jones banged Matthew Weiner. That’s how I’m reading this. - Courteney Cox is slowly turning into Demi Moore. - Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Care About Armenian People

Posted: 12 Apr 2011 09:36 AM PDT

   
Yesterday, Kim Kardashian made a huge hubbub about Cosmopolitan featuring her on the cover of their Turkish edition (above) during the same month the Armenian genocide – committed 100 years ago by the Turks – is remembered by her people. Except if you thought the outrage had anything to do with a serious ethnic issue Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson Looks Pregnant

Posted: 12 Apr 2011 08:10 AM PDT

   
Over the past few weeks, many people have been left wondering just what the 26-year-old Scarlett Johansson sees in 50-year-old Sean Penn, so at this point I’d like to toss my hat in the ring by saying he put a freaking baby in her. In a rare move for the usually reclusive Scarlett, she actually Read More ...

Lady GaGa Fell Off a Piano

Posted: 12 Apr 2011 07:02 AM PDT

   
The Internet was built for exactly two things: Porn and watching people almost die from hilarious injuries. Somehow, this video of Lady GaGa falling onstage in Houston qualifies as both. Here she is proving the numbing qualities of cocaine by surviving a ridiculous tumble that sent her careening off then under a piano while singing Read More ...

Ashley Tisdale: ‘I’m Not a Little Girl Anymore, So Here’s My Butt’

Posted: 12 Apr 2011 05:00 AM PDT

   
Taking a page from the Vanessa Hudgens playbook – minus the seedy and spread eagle parts – Ashley Tisdale is apparently looking to shed her sweet, innocent Disney image as well by posing for the “Nude Issue” of Allure. Of course, these girls could always prove their maturity by getting an education and/or sincerely tackling Read More ...
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