Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.14.11

Posted: 14 Apr 2011 01:55 PM PDT

   
When your dress isn’t longer than your Spanx… you might be a redneck. No, wait. Welcome to the Thursday edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Ralphie! The Rock touching himself, Rumer Willis‘ rectangle face, Michael Douglas looking so lost and confused that I actually feel remorse and Hayden Panettiere demonstrating how much she loves giant Read More ...

Bret Easton Ellis Calls Glee a ‘Puddle of HIV,’ Ryan Murphy Freakishly Quiet

Posted: 14 Apr 2011 01:01 PM PDT

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Author Bret Easton Ellis apparently decided to see how fast he could make Ryan Murphy’s head explode last night (Wow. Already with the gay metaphors.) by writing the following tweet. Via E! News: “I like the idea of Glee but why is it that every time I watch an episode I feel like I’ve stepped into Read More ...

Warner Bros: ‘Charlie Sheen is a Lying Junkie’

Posted: 14 Apr 2011 12:39 PM PDT

   
Speaking of delusional coke-addicts who think just saying shit makes it real, Charlie Sheen has made it a habit lately to say he’s “in discussions” to come back to Two and a Half Men. Probably because people keep walking out of his stage show, and yesterday he got greedy and asked for two blowjobs, setting Read More ...

Lindsay™ Really Has Her Career in Perspective

Posted: 14 Apr 2011 11:39 AM PDT

   
After crashing the press conference for Gotti: Three Generations despite not even being cast in the movie, Lindsay Lohan gave an interview to Page Six where she made it abundantly clear she has absolutely no fucking clue on how F’d in the A her career is. When she wasn’t talking about her dad being in Read More ...

Courteney Cox Does Letterman and Other News

Posted: 14 Apr 2011 11:00 AM PDT

   
- Gwyneth Paltrow makes bulimia fancy again. - Robert Pattinson is spreading disease. - Emily Browning stars in a movie about high-end date rape and, no, that’s not a euphemism for Sucker Punch. This time. - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hawking jewelry now? Do their kids mine it? - But here Read More ...

‘And Then Did the Maple Christ Child Feed the Multitudes With But One Pringles Can’

Posted: 14 Apr 2011 10:13 AM PDT

   
Justin Bieber is currently in Israel this week where he’s already complained about the paparazzi not respecting “places of prayer” by taking pictures of him trying to “walk where Jesus walked.” Which is hilarious considering I don’t try to walk where Batman walks a.) He expected dignity from a group of people who get paid Read More ...

Jennifer Lawrence Does GQ

Posted: 14 Apr 2011 09:15 AM PDT

   
Jennifer Lawrence (Winter’s Bone, X-Men: First Class) appears in the latest issue of GQ, and despite the fact she’s in a bikini under ideal lighting conditions, she looked way hotter at the Oscars. Which is actually a compliment for Jennifer, not so much GQ who was kind enough to send a hi-res shot over so Read More ...

Mickey Rourke Sh*ts On Every Single Movie He Just Made

Posted: 14 Apr 2011 08:34 AM PDT

   
Mickey Rourke attended the Scream 4 after-party Tuesday night which he apparently only showed up for to see Harvey Weinstein. “I don't know nothing about the movie,” were his exact words. Vulture managed to catch up with him where he proceeded to trash both of his latest films starting with 13 co-starring 50 Cent who Read More ...

Jessica Simpson: ‘My Breasts Get Me Out of Parking Tickets’

Posted: 14 Apr 2011 07:48 AM PDT

   
“So I said, ‘If I can’t fart in here, why are my boobs so big?’ We signed the deal that night.” Jessica Simpson appears in People’s World’s Most Beautiful Issue where she discusses having huge breasts since the sixth grade which I’m going to read as her dad took her swimming a lot: “There’s no way to Read More ...
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