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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.15.11
- Miley Cyrus: ‘America Hates Me’
- Victoria Gotti Says She Never Asked For Lindsay™ to Play Her
- So Brooke Mueller Fell Off The Wagon
- Heidi Klum hat den Nebeneffekt Brust and Other News
- Courteney Cox: ‘David Wanted Sex Too Much’
- Kacey Jordan Retired From Hooking
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.15.11 Posted: 15 Apr 2011 12:55 PM PDT    Welcome to the Friday edition of The Crap We Missed where we learn that the paparazzi will not only take pictures of anyone on TV, but also dead bodies someone forced to hold a puppy. I’d say I’m offended by this, but that’s less pics of Kirstie Alley and canned Teen Mom photo shoots. So Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus: ‘America Hates Me’ Posted: 15 Apr 2011 11:53 AM PDT    Miley Cyrus will launch her new Gypsy Heart Tour on April 27 except not in America because apparently we don’t love her enough. I’m not even joking. FOX 411 reports: “I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I Read More ... |
| Victoria Gotti Says She Never Asked For Lindsay™ to Play Her Posted: 15 Apr 2011 10:42 AM PDT    Earlier in the week, Lindsay Lohan crashed the Gotti: Three Generations press conference and gave an interview as if she already landed the role of Victoria Gotti. (She hasn’t.) Turns out, not even a day later, Victoria started telling people she never requested Lindsay play her despite reports to the contrary which we can now Read More ... |
| So Brooke Mueller Fell Off The Wagon Posted: 15 Apr 2011 09:45 AM PDT    Charlie Sheen’s ex Brooke Mueller has apparently fallen way off the wagon because TMZ has obtained footage of her in a pawn shop yesterday morning where she tried to sell a stereo and a men’s watch in the most suspicious-looking way possible. Of course, this shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone considering she used Read More ... |
| Heidi Klum hat den Nebeneffekt Brust and Other News Posted: 15 Apr 2011 09:13 AM PDT    Translation: “Das Führer! Ze side boob!” - Mickey Rourke apologizes for saying exactly what he meant. - And John Stewart demands an apology from Ricky Gervais. - Somebody peed on Anderson Cooper’s front door. - Gwyneth Paltrow inspired Mario Batali to flush out his colon. - Beyonce’s new video is about baton twirling? Read More ... |
| Courteney Cox: ‘David Wanted Sex Too Much’ Posted: 15 Apr 2011 07:55 AM PDT    Shortly after announcing their trial separation, David Arquette suddenly became an open book and went on Howard Stern to tell everyone Courteney Cox stopped having sex with him a month before they began filming Scream 4. Except, in a surprise move, she actually went on Stern with him yesterday and confirmed his story but with Read More ... |
| Kacey Jordan Retired From Hooking Posted: 15 Apr 2011 07:07 AM PDT    Realizing wrapped up in a shower curtain doesn’t count as a 401k – Which is a liberal media lie, by the way. – Kacey Jordan is reportedly done hooking and wants to pursue a career in communications, according to TMZ: Jordan, who’s also admitted to having done prostitution work in the past, says she desperately wants Read More ... |
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