Saturday, April 16, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 23

Posted: 16 Apr 2011 09:47 AM PDT

'Unkempt patch of fiery hair on top. – Check. Rash of white spots against reddened backdrop. – Check. Mangled freckly skin hanging loosely in the wind. – Check. Yup, it's Lindsay Lohan's vagina.' 'Sir, if you want soup you have to come through the front of the shelter, like your friend in the hat is doing.' 'Dammit, Sean! That is NOT what the kids mean when they say, 'I'd like to wreck that ass.' 
Welcome to the 23rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, meaning you, the commenters, and your comedic droppings left here in lieu of doing actual work. Because while your boss just signs your paycheck, I on the other hand, give you a forum to fight over how pretentious celebrity vegans are for Read More ...
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