Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – 4.20.11

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 02:00 PM PDT

   
Welcome to the midweek The Crap We Missed and I often make jokes about signs of the Apocalypse, but this time I’m genuinely not fucking around: The Charlie Sheen Sex Doll – SOLD OUT. Because apparently there are women out there who fear their non-mangled vaginas are depriving them of sex with a violent Read More ...

Lady GaGa’s Music is a ‘New Jerusalem’

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 12:50 PM PDT

   
Lady Gaga and her zipper vagina (I knew it!) appear in the latest issue of NME where she reacts to critics who claim “Born This Way” is a blatant ripoff of Madonna’s “Express Yourself.” Via ONTD and The Huffington Post: “That’s retarded. What a completely ridiculous thing to even question me about. I will look you Read More ...

Kirstie Alley is Giving Anorexia a Shot

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 12:07 PM PDT

   
“Starting tomorrow. I mean, Friday. No, wait, after the holiday. — March 4, 2016.” Following Monday’s Dancing With The Stars performance, Kirstie Alley, who apparently people think is thinner now, shared her new diet secret and claimed to be a size six rocketing toward a two, according to Extra: Kirstie Alley dished about her “Dancing” diet secret Read More ...

Olivia Munn Hosts Things and Other News

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 11:30 AM PDT

   
- Tyler Perry wants Spike Lee to “shut the hell up.” - Tina Fey understands the intellect of Tracy Morgan. - Ke$ha’s face should prevent unwanted pregnancies. And boners. - Rihanna’s dad had one of those secret families. Neat. - Guy Ritchie isn’t allowed to bring his pregnant girlfriend to the Royal Wedding. Read More ...

CONFIRMED: Lindsay™ Won’t Be in The ‘Gotti’ Movie

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 10:44 AM PDT

   
Two days ago, Gotti: Three Generations producer Marc Fiore was raving about Lindsay Lohan and claiming he was not only going to cast her as Victoria Gotti but had another role for her in his next movie, too. Then he spent the past 48 hours dealing with her management team (i.e. Dina). Guess how that Read More ...

I Guess You Can Squeeze That, Too

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 10:03 AM PDT

   
Personally, I would’ve aimed just a little higher and more towards the front. Otherwise, why bother hypnotizing her? Just seems gratuitous. Photos: Splash News, WENN Read More ...

Amanda Seyfried’s Really Excited About That Dead Horse

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 09:22 AM PDT

   
At quick glance, you’d just assume these are photos of a five-year-old girl watching the arrival of her brand new swing set and somehow not doing the pee-pee dance in anticipation. Except it’s actually 25-year-old Amanda Seyfried finally getting that dead, stuffed baby horse she’s been asking for, and I can safely say this is Read More ...

Charlie Sheen’s a Birther Now

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 08:40 AM PDT

   
Considering this entire thing started with an interview on Alex Jones’ Infowars, it really should come as no surprise that Charlie Sheen went full-birther in Washington D.C. last night. For those of you who just come here for the pretty pictures, birthers are people who believe President Obama wasn’t born in America and is some Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez’s Navel Anyone?

Posted: 20 Apr 2011 07:22 AM PDT

   
Despite her album not coming out for another two weeks, a midriff-baring Jennifer Lopez, who’s 41 by the way, stopped by a Los Angeles Best Buy yesterday and handed out pre-signed CD covers. (Don’t be fooled by the Sharpie.) So, essentially she flashed a bunch of people her gut, threw some paper at them and Read More ...
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