Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.21.11

Posted: 21 Apr 2011 12:34 PM PDT

   
And welcome to the last The Crap We Missed until Monday starting with Scarlett Johansson who I’m just going to say had an abortion because saying she’s not wearing a weird shirt isn’t as sexy, Adam Lambert’s evil twin Trebmal Mada, Heterosexual Financier, another Peter Dinklage photo that I swear to God I don’t laugh Read More ...

‘Teen Mom’ Leah’s Husband Corey Cheated With This

Posted: 21 Apr 2011 10:52 AM PDT

   
Last Friday, 19-year-old Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer filed for divorce from her husband Corey Simms after only being married for six months. According to Us Weekly, he was cheating on her and now suddenly his other woman, Jordan Humble (above), is already posing for exclusive paparazzi photos which makes a lot of sense Read More ...

So Lindsay™ Will Be in The Gotti Movie

Posted: 21 Apr 2011 10:02 AM PDT

   
Yesterday, Gotti: Three Generations producer Marc Fiore, who’s turning out to be quite the famewhore which explains his obsession with Lindsay Lohan, went shrieking to the press that she absolutely will not be in his movie after dealing with her management team/mom. Except, just kidding! She’s now back in the movie but not as Victoria Read More ...

Megan Fox Looks Thrilled With Her Life and Other News

Posted: 21 Apr 2011 09:20 AM PDT

   
- Bradley Cooper doesn’t want to be Mr. Jennifer Aniston. - Ethan Hawke might be in the market for a new nanny soon. - Justin Timberlake is still banging Mila Kunis. - Kristen Bell just realized that she’s engaged to Dax Shepard. - Heather Morris is dancing around in a leotard. - Read More ...

Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Receive Top Gay Honor

Posted: 21 Apr 2011 08:39 AM PDT

   
Christina Aguilera was honored with the first star on the Hollywood Gay Walk of Fame last night despite not even being gay and successfully reproducing via heterosexual intercourse. However, she does have huge breasts beloved by my weiner gay and straight alike making them a universal language of togetherness, and she also made Matthew Rutler Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Dinner Parties Sound Fabulous!

Posted: 21 Apr 2011 08:02 AM PDT

   
To promote her new cookbook “My Father's Daughter,” Gwyneth Paltrow threw a lavish dinner party which included such guests as Michael Stipe, Jessica Seinfeld, Martha Stewart and Rupert Murdoch’s wife. Below is an excerpt from The New Yorker (Of course.) that reads almost exactly how you’d picture a Gwyneth Paltrow dinner party complete with an Read More ...
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