Friday, April 22, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 24

Posted: 22 Apr 2011 08:09 AM PDT

'No matter where I'm sitting, that belly button seems to be staring straight at me, like someone peering out from her stomach begging for help. By the way, has anyone seen Common lately?' 'Gangway! Got business in the Mystery Machine. Zoinks!' 'So how does it work? The doll pays you piles of cash to pretend it can get an erection?' 
Welcome to the 24th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early this week because America comes to a grinding halt to honor fictional characters. Although, admittedly, I’m just salty there’s no National Batman Day. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! Anyway, enjoy this assortment of barbs, yucks and Read More ...

Snooki is ‘Thin’ Now, Mel Gibson Said Words and A Special Holiday Message From Our Lord and Savior

Posted: 22 Apr 2011 07:38 AM PDT

   
“I’ll be back – *click click* – putos.” Not so much in celebration of Zombie Weekend as hardly anybody’s at work to blow off being at work, we’re bolting for the day. Granted, we could cover the “explosive” Mel Gibson interview where he literally says nothing revelatory but people are breathlessly reporting that he doesn’t care Read More ...
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