Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.26.11

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 01:33 PM PDT

   
We’ve moved on to German porn now. It was bound to happen. And now for Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed: Natalie Portman is apparently going to stay pregnant forever. Lea Michele should stop being photographed. Michael Lohan just walks around with prostitutes now, and Katie Holmes was allowed to drive again or switched seats while Tom Read More ...

‘Teen Mom’ Leah is Going to Let MTV Film Her Entire Divorce. Oh, Good.

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 12:27 PM PDT

   
“Even though I just bought a new truck with my MTV money, they told me to hand you the kids and look all forlorn. Do you.. do you know what that word means? Because I sure don’t. Shit, are these mics on?” Apparently Teen Mom star Leah Messer is not only going to divorce Corey Simms Read More ...

Flavor Flav is a Health Inspector Now

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 11:26 AM PDT

   
Flavor Flav is pulling his name from Flavor Flav’s Chicken in Clinton, IA because it’s giving him a “bad reputation” which seems odd for a business decision based on fried chicken that set black people back hundreds of years. Anyway, turns out Flav only had a licensing agreement with a business partner who was bouncing Read More ...

Kristin Cavallari & Jay Cutler Are Engaged

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 10:25 AM PDT

   
In before someone says, “Slow news day?” Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler asked The Hills star Kristin Cavallari to marry him after whisking her off to Cabo, according to People, and a surprising amount of you wrote in on this one. Apparently you really want to see me make a joke about him sitting out his Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes Copied Brandi Glanville’s Wedding. Of Course.

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 10:08 AM PDT

   
Earlier in the month, LeAnn Rimes tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini that turned out to be the exact same pose Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife Brandi Glanville (above) posted on Facebook. So, of course, it only makes sense that LeAnn would copy Brandi and Eddie’s wedding because it’s not like it ended in adultery Read More ...

Miranda Kerr’s Son Doesn’t Even Know… And Other News

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 10:07 AM PDT

   
- Serena Williams is a rapper now. - Gwyneth Paltrow explains how attitude and demeanor skip a generation. - Paul Reiser thinks that NBC screwed him just like they did to Jay Leno. Wait, what? - Simon Cowell wants Paula Abdul to slur words on X-Factor with him again. - Laura Croft is Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Gets a Standing Ovation, Says She’s ‘In The Clear’

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 08:56 AM PDT

   
Seen here outside NBC Studios yesterday, Lindsay Lohan taped an appearance for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno set to air tonight, and apparently the audience gave her a standing ovation only to be rewarded with her lying straight to their faces. Via RadarOnline: Leno asked Lohan, "At what point did you realize, 'Oh my God, Read More ...

Nicolas Cage Under Investigation For Child Abuse

Posted: 26 Apr 2011 07:03 AM PDT

   
Nicolas Cage’s drunken arrest last weekend keeps getting better. And by better I mean he’s under investigation for child abuse. TMZ reports: According to the police report, Cage’s wife Alice told police she and Nic had been arguing on the night of April 15 “due to his intoxicated state” … when they went to pick Read More ...
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