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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.27.11
- Paris Hilton: ‘My Double Almost Hit Sarah Shahi, Not Me’
- Miley Cyrus Really Hates Bras
- Alex Pettyfer Has a Tattoo Above His Crotch That Says ‘Thank You’
- Jersey Shore’s Angelina is Pregnant
- Christie Brinkley Still Looks Awesome and Other News
- Jessica Simpson Looks Better Than Usual
- BREAKING: Blake Lively Has Hair
- Tila Tequila Banged Nick Hogan
- Obama Releases Birth Certificate
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.27.11 Posted: 27 Apr 2011 02:15 PM PDT    Welcome to the Hump Day edition of The Crap We Missed: Now with 5% more Tiger Whore. Kate Hudson hides her pregnancy under the cover of darkness. Lauren Conrad still gets invited places. This guy’s gonna freak when he sees what Obama did this morning. LeAnn Rimes continues her hunger strike, and The Situation performs Read More ... |
| Paris Hilton: ‘My Double Almost Hit Sarah Shahi, Not Me’ Posted: 27 Apr 2011 01:30 PM PDT    Last week, Sarah Shahi took to Twitter and tried to give me a word erection which is the only possible explanation for these series of tweets: - Paris Hilton- worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign.what if there was a kid around that corner, you dumb bitch - Paris Hilton- horrible excuse Read More ... |
| Posted: 27 Apr 2011 12:32 PM PDT    As part of her quest to become the new Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus continued her war on bras by posting the above pic and the following message on Twitter: I am who I am! #braless Of course, this has to be great news for Billy Ray Cyrus, who’s now one step closer to getting that conservatorship he’s Read More ... |
| Alex Pettyfer Has a Tattoo Above His Crotch That Says ‘Thank You’ Posted: 27 Apr 2011 12:05 PM PDT    In a recent interview for VMAN, I Am Number Four and Beastly star Alex Pettyfer trashes Hollywood and explains the reason for his grateful crotch tattoo. Via E! News who apparently doesn’t realize “cunts” has a different connotation in England: He revealed to the magazine that he has a tattoo above his crotch that reads thank Read More ... |
| Jersey Shore’s Angelina is Pregnant Posted: 27 Apr 2011 11:23 AM PDT    Remember all those times I said Jersey Shore wasn’t the worst reality show on MTV because at least none of them were shitting out babies? I take it back. TMZ reports: TMZ spoke with Angelina who confirmed the pregnancy … but wouldn’t comment further. Sources close to the reality star tell us the baby daddy is Read More ... |
| Christie Brinkley Still Looks Awesome and Other News Posted: 27 Apr 2011 10:55 AM PDT    - Kate Hudson got engaged. - Rob Lowe gave Laura Ingalls the shaft. - Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin. - And she can use this gallery to research the role. - Lindsay Lohan’s five-year plan includes winning an Oscar. - Arianny Celeste is in a bunch of little bikinis. - And Sofia Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson Looks Better Than Usual Posted: 27 Apr 2011 10:08 AM PDT    Jessica Simpson showed up to the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Event last night looking.. I don’t want to say “hot,” but better than usual. Which probably has a lot to do with her working out with Tracy Anderson and not being fall-down drunk for once. That said, I guarantee if you cut open the side Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Blake Lively Has Hair Posted: 27 Apr 2011 09:00 AM PDT    Here’s Blake Lively at the Time 100 Gala last night where she showed up with red hair that I honestly didn’t even notice until I saw headlines screaming it. Because here’s how every guy looked at these and apparently so did Blake Lively: “Hey, hey! Yeah… Ah, dammit, looked at her face. Back to the breasts, Read More ... |
| Tila Tequila Banged Nick Hogan Posted: 27 Apr 2011 08:27 AM PDT    Just a reminder that Tila Tequila will have sex with anything. Think of it as a public service announcement. RadarOnline reports: “Tila and Nick spent a lot of time together both on and off the set and totally hooked up,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline exclusively. “Nick went into Tila’s trailer a lot and Read More ... |
| Obama Releases Birth Certificate Posted: 27 Apr 2011 07:30 AM PDT    “Robot HOOUUUUSEEEE! I mean, Obama.” President Obama apparently woke up this morning and decided to see how many times he could make Donald Trump’s toupee spin because he just released his supposedly mythical long form Hawaiian birth certificate which is now available on the White House blog: The President believed the distraction over his birth certificate wasn't Read More ... |
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