Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

January Jones is Pregnant

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 06:36 PM PDT

   
Taking into that account within the past 10 months she’s been photographed making a drunken walk of shame, got into a drunken car accident and banged Jason Sudeikis (presumably while drunk), tonight’s announcement that January Jones is pregnant really shouldn’t come as a surprise. Although, it does put her recent interview with Marie Claire into Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.28.11

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 01:36 PM PDT

   
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed: Sausage Party Edition with the exception of Melanie Brown and theoretically George Michael. Other than that, I stand entirely by that description. Entirely, - The Superficial Click Here to Start The Gallery Photos: Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN Read More ...

Albert Haynesworth is the Greatest Legal Strategist Alive

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 12:08 PM PDT

   
“If a man only likes white women, you must acquit.” Redskins lineman Albert Haynesworth turned down a plea deal yesterday for sexual abuse charges stemming from the following incident at a Washington hotel in February. Via the AP: The eight-page document stated that Haynesworth was attending a birthday party the night of Feb. 12-13 and was ready Read More ...

Olivia Munn in a Bikini For Carl’s Jr.

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 11:09 AM PDT

   
Olivia Munn appears in the newest commercial for Carl’s Jr. which apparently is The Ten Commandments of fast food advertisements, necessitating it’s own behind the scenes/making of video (after the jump). Granted, yes, Carl’s Jr. discovered there’s an amount of money that will get Olivia in a bikini to endorse fast food burgers, they were Read More ...

Kim Kardashian is Still Cleavagey

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 09:14 AM PDT

   
Because we’ve already posted one pseudo-celebrity solely because of her cleavage (It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?), here’s Kim Kardashian walking hers down to the nail salon where she apparently waved it in front of all the Asian help. The poor bastards probably go home and frighten their families with tales of how cheap Read More ...

Rihanna Gets a Body Scan. Well Played, TSA. Well Played…

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 08:40 AM PDT

   
Here’s Rihanna receiving a full body scan yesterday which I’m sure had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she’s an attractive young woman with great tits that people want to see naked. She was probably just talking with that accent of hers again. I bet it’s that. TSA #1: Did she just say, mon? TSA Read More ...

Kate Hudson Exposes Her Pregnancy to Daylight and Other News

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 08:35 AM PDT

   
- Blake Shelton is going to bang Miranda Lambert for the entire month of May. - Jonah Hill lost a bunch of weight for the 21 Jump Street remake. - The British have officially given up on oral care forever. - Sean Penn’s hair wearing a weird shirt and shot at odd angles. Read More ...

Paris Hilton’s Stalkers Have No Heart

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 08:30 AM PDT

   
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were attacked outside of a Los Angeles courtroom yesterday by a stalker who was apprehended before outside of Paris’ house in October. TMZ reports: Today, Rainford allegedly struck again — sources on the scene tell us he smacked Waits in the back of the head as Cy and Paris Read More ...

Joey Lawrence Endorses Donald Trump

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 06:59 AM PDT

   
After having his ass handed to him yesterday by the president himself, (Or did he? Says these crazy people here and here.) Donald Trump has miraculously received the crucial Joey Lawrence endorsement that will make him a lock for the 2012 presidential election should he decide to run which he won’t. FOX News, of course, Read More ...
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