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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.29.11
- Jersey Shore Angelina’s Fiance Calls Off Engagement (Read: He’s Not The Father)
- So Who Wants to See Megan Fox Look Like a Bird Hooker?
- Charlie Sheen Writes Open Letter About ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Surprise, It’s Crazy.
- Nicole Richie in a Bikini
- Rihanna Dropped Something and Other News
- Khloe Thinks She’s Kim Now
- Obligatory Royal Wedding Post
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.29.11 Posted: 29 Apr 2011 12:00 PM PDT    Welcome to The Crap We Missed: Non-Royal Wedding Edition featuring WonkTits, Katy Perry stealing Miley Cyrus’ moves, Ceaser Romero and a clear and obvious sign of an unhealthy obsession. Pip pip cheerio, - The Superficial Click Here to Start The Gallery Photos: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN Read More ... |
| Jersey Shore Angelina’s Fiance Calls Off Engagement (Read: He’s Not The Father) Posted: 29 Apr 2011 11:00 AM PDT    Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick accepted a proposal from David Kovacs in February which she hoped to leverage into the show recasting her. Except the same day she said “yes” to a guy who was actually serious about marrying her, she was still banging another dude which is pretty easy to play off if you Read More ... |
| So Who Wants to See Megan Fox Look Like a Bird Hooker? Posted: 29 Apr 2011 10:15 AM PDT    Here are stills from Megan Fox’s upcoming movie Passion Play – The one Mickey Rourke preemptively declared as terrible. – and basing it entirely on these photos alone, her character’s clearly some sort of bird-fetish hooker. Or a fallen angel whose last trick, a humble trumpet player named Joseph (Mickey Rourke), teaches her a special Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Writes Open Letter About ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Surprise, It’s Crazy. Posted: 29 Apr 2011 09:30 AM PDT    “Mm.. eh.. licking your lips is winning.” With reports coming in that Two and a Half Men is most likely going to be canceled completely, Charlie Sheen felt this would be a great time to send an open letter to Chuck Lorre via TMZ gloating that’s his absence caused the show’s demise: MY fans may tune in Read More ... |
| Posted: 29 Apr 2011 08:46 AM PDT    I’m going to be frank with you. There’s really not a whole lot going on today that’s not the Royal Wedding, so it’s either Nicole Richie in a bikini or a 40 pic gallery on fascinators. So, if you can’t tell, we flipped a coin. On a bright note, at least Nicole doesn’t have a Read More ... |
| Rihanna Dropped Something and Other News Posted: 29 Apr 2011 08:45 AM PDT    - Meredith Vieira is leaving The Today Show. - Kate Hudson explains the nuances of a celebrity shotgun wedding to David Letterman. - Prince William and Kate Middleton must be saving the freaky shit for later. - Katie Holmes has bigger nuts than Ashton Kutcher. Well, yeah. - Vin Diesel is still groping Read More ... |
| Posted: 29 Apr 2011 07:15 AM PDT    You know how Kim Kardashian is always walking around in tight workout outfits accentuating her gargantuan ass? This is almost like that except horribly wrong in all the wrong places. I almost want to say this is what Kim will look like in 10 years, minus the jowls because she’s addicted to plastic surgery, except Read More ... |
| Posted: 29 Apr 2011 05:00 AM PDT    “My word, it has ears like your father…” So by Royal Wedding, I actually meant five-year-old photos of Kate Middleton in a bikini, and possibly the first time she saw the royal scepter. Because if there was ever an acceptable time to say, “I don’t give a fuck, this is ‘Murika,” this is it. Granted, Read More ... |
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