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- The Blake Lively Nude Photos Are ‘Fake’
- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.31.11
- Snooki’s Wearing a Neck Brace Now
- Tori Spelling’s Pregnant, Gaping Chest Hole in a Bikini (a.k.a. Sexiest Post Ever)
- LeAnn Rimes Doesn’t Know What Abs Are
- Leonardo DiCaprio & Blake Lively Are Practically Ninjas
- Aubrey O’Day’s in a Bikini Again and Other News
- Brad Pitt Might Marry Angelina Jolie
- Adrianne Curry is Single
- Snooki Crashed Into a Police Car
- Sean Kingston Crashed Into This
| The Blake Lively Nude Photos Are ‘Fake’ Posted: 31 May 2011 08:13 PM PDT    (Guess which person in this photo is me right before hearing the fake part.) In what sounded like the exact M.O. of the hackers who released leaked photos of Vanessa Hudgens near the premiere of Sucker Punch, nude photos of Blake Lively that just hit the Internet this evening are already being declared fake by her Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.31.11 Posted: 31 May 2011 03:00 PM PDT    Know how I know airport security is an illusion? This got through. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, jam-packed with a variety of celebrity random from the holiday weekend including: Three midgets. (Uno, dos, tres.) Two pregos. (Eins, zwei.) One Pippa bra. Michelle Rodriquez’s butt crack. Some Minka nips. And Carlton Banks. Can you tell Daddy missed you? - The Superficial Click Here To Read More ... |
| Snooki’s Wearing a Neck Brace Now Posted: 31 May 2011 01:39 PM PDT    After crashing into her police escort yesterday and refusing medical treatment at the scene, here’s Snooki suddenly requiring a neck brace in Italy today which I’m sure has absolutely nothing to do with the two police officers she put in the hospital having legal grounds to sue her, and everything to do with her not Read More ... |
| Tori Spelling’s Pregnant, Gaping Chest Hole in a Bikini (a.k.a. Sexiest Post Ever) Posted: 31 May 2011 12:23 PM PDT    Apparently it’s Questionable Bikini Photos Day because here’s Tori Spelling in Malibu yesterday where I swear to God the hole in her chest is getting deeper. Seriously, what the hell is that thing? Did she specifically ask for breast implants that make it look like she took a mortar round to the chest, or is Read More ... |
| LeAnn Rimes Doesn’t Know What Abs Are Posted: 31 May 2011 11:23 AM PDT    LeAnn Rimes posted the above photo on Twitter over the weekend prompting the following exchange with a fan who expressed understandable concern that her favorite country artist is dying in front of her eyes: @AJPaterson1987: Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin… @leannrimes: those are called Read More ... |
| Leonardo DiCaprio & Blake Lively Are Practically Ninjas Posted: 31 May 2011 10:23 AM PDT    “Not only has covering my eyes with a hat prevented the paparazzi from taking my picture, it still offers complete visibi-” *walks into wall* Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively trying to pretend they didn’t just have sex by cleverly leaving a French hotel separately, and then heading in the exact same direction. It’s almost as Read More ... |
| Aubrey O’Day’s in a Bikini Again and Other News Posted: 31 May 2011 08:55 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Celebrities at The Beach without their hooches hanging out. Aubrey. - Being Courtney Love’s maid sucks. Who knew? - Angelina Jolie’s Cleopatra won’t be a sex symbol which everyone knew the minute they cast Angelina Jolie. - Amber Rose didn’t ask for this life. It was shoved into her thong Read More ... |
| Brad Pitt Might Marry Angelina Jolie Posted: 31 May 2011 07:51 AM PDT    In an interview with USA Weekend to promote his new movie Tree of Life, Brad Pitt reveals he’s contemplating making an honest woman out of Angelina Jolie because marriage has worked out so awesome for both of them in the past: Though he has said the couple would wait to wed until gay people could do Read More ... |
| Posted: 31 May 2011 07:01 AM PDT    America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry likes to spend her free time giving nerds a boner on Twitter (See here, here, here and here.) and recently went on Howard Stern to talk about how much she uses a Sybian vibrator, so you’d just assume her marriage to Peter Brady is going awesome. Clearly, this Read More ... |
| Snooki Crashed Into a Police Car Posted: 31 May 2011 06:00 AM PDT    “Issa okay, Mr. DeVito. I no tella the people you a famous movie star.” Because cop-killin’ tastes likes pickles, yo, Snooki managed to crash her car directly into the Italian police escort tasked to keep her safe Monday afternoon, leaving two officers in the hospital. Of course, in everyone’s defense, who could’ve honestly predicted a drunk Read More ... |
| Sean Kingston Crashed Into This Posted: 31 May 2011 05:30 AM PDT    For those of you blissfully detached from the Internet all weekend, hip hop/R&B singer Kisean Anderson, a.k.a. Sean Kingston, was practically, and possibly was (It’s that bad), killed on Sunday after crashing his jet ski into a bridge in Miami. He also had a female passenger with him who somehow survived unharmed, but obviously didn’t Read More ... |
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