Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.4.11

Posted: 04 May 2011 01:40 PM PDT

   
“That’ll do donkey…that’ll do.” Welcome to my junior effort at The Crap I Missed where i provide evidence to back up yesterday’s theory as well as formulate a new one claiming that they’re now serving white chocolate to passengers aboard inbound flights to LAX. I also answer a criticism that I received saying these are supposed Read More ...

Elizabeth Hurley is a Savvy Businesswoman

Posted: 04 May 2011 12:33 PM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy In a news day that has proven slow by even TMZ’s standards, I present to you a photo set with absolutely no context whatsoever. It’s Elizabeth Hurley opening a store in Italy with a couple bikini-clad models standing next to her. I’d love to report that she is pregnant or divorced or Read More ...

Update: Mariah Carey Reveals Twins’ Names

Posted: 04 May 2011 11:00 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy Of all people, I expected thought these two to really break out the crazy here, but they went all traditional and named their daughter Monroe, after an actress who died young tragically and their son Moroccan, after an interior decoratoring theme of a floor of their apartment. Now if you’ll excuse me, Read More ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Single

Posted: 04 May 2011 10:03 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy The headline here might as well have been Jennifer Love Hewitt and The Foregone Conclusion because ever since she revealed the generosity of her love by desperately begging for an engagement “doing a guy a favor” and pre-selecting three rings for him to choose from, this story basically wrote itself and sat Read More ...

What’s Up, Halle Berry? and Other News

Posted: 04 May 2011 09:05 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - The Situation is getting his own spin-off series. As are Pauly D, JWoww and Snooki. Thank god, because I can’t imagine going a whole summer without knowing how many penises got barfed on at some beach house. - Rob Lowe was on a “dry run” flight with one of the 9/11 Read More ...

Katy Perry Does ‘Vanity Fair’

Posted: 04 May 2011 07:30 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy Katy Perry did an interview for the June issue of Vanity Fair in what seems like an attempt to prove to her detractors that there is more to her than her outward appearance. As if that point wasn’t made aptly enough with a cover featuring her tits spilling out all over the Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Changes That Kelly Preston Story

Posted: 04 May 2011 06:00 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy Charlie Sheen’s public shame showcase otherwise known as “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option” Tour continued in Vancouver on Monday night where not only did he claim to have once bought Tom Cruise a hooker (which is probably true considering Tom would have to crane his neck really hard Read More ...
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