Monday, May 16, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.16.11

Posted: 16 May 2011 01:55 PM PDT

   
Welcome to the Monday Crap We Missed where we take a look at what celebrities do with their weekend. Which is probably a lot like ours, you know, cutting the grass, doing some things around the house, getting shit-hammered at an international film festival and falling down the stairs. Just typical weekend stuff. I Read More ...

Botox Mom Lost Custody of Her Kid

Posted: 16 May 2011 12:59 PM PDT

 
Forgive me for indulging in two feel-good stories of the day, but every once in a while it’s nice to see a glimmer of hope for humanity as opposed to shit like this. Kerry Campbell, a.k.a. Botox Mom has just lost custody of her 8-year-old daughter Britney because, surprise! Apparently you can’t go on TV Read More ...

Britney Spears Looks Entirely Cognizant of Her Surroundings

Posted: 16 May 2011 12:26 PM PDT

   
Just days after claiming she’s mentally incapable of testifying in court, Britney Spears‘ parents apparently thought it’d be okay to let her go onstage at KIIS FM’s Wango Tango 2011 and wave at her fans. Unfortunately, Jamie and Lynne paid the price later when it was nothing but questions about why “all them’s people looked Read More ...

Donald Trump Isn’t Running For President

Posted: 16 May 2011 10:50 AM PDT

   
NOTE: Mommy and Daddy are going to talk politics for a minute, so for those of you just here for the pretty pictures, we’ve had an entire morning of bikini photos and whatever the hell Jennifer Lopez is wearing. If L. Ron Hubbard drew Spider-Man, it’d look like that. Despite the pivotal Joey Lawrence endorsement, Donald Read More ...

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Turned 21

Posted: 16 May 2011 10:46 AM PDT

   
And I’ve officially overloaded this day with too much sexy. Here’s Teen Mom star Amber Portwood celebrating her 21st birthday with Gary Shirley at “Jimbo’s Bar” in Indiana because if there’s one thing this show was missing, it’s fetal alcohol syndrome. I’m actually not joking, this is probably just the angle MTV was looking for. “Alright, Read More ...

I Hate You, Justin Bieber, and Other News

Posted: 16 May 2011 10:45 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - It’s now justifiable to blame Canada for Lady Gaga and Madonna. - Johnny Depp is part Cherokee part, English royalty. - Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon are ambiguously gay. - Angelina Jolie is not scary in real life. - Marissa Miller has a little Captain in her. - Read More ...

Leonardo DiCaprio is an Idiot

Posted: 16 May 2011 09:16 AM PDT

   
Exactly what I said in the headline. Adding… Here’s Bar Refaeli posing for last year’s Passionata line, in case a couple of you are into that sort of thing. I’m probably taking a risk here. Photos: Splash News Read More ...

Rihanna Follows Chris Brown on Twitter

Posted: 16 May 2011 08:40 AM PDT

   
In a soul-crushing testament of the state of celebrity worship in America, it was breathlessly reported over the weekend that Chris Brown and Rihanna have started following each other on Twitter. Because these accounts aren’t all controlled by publicists, and clearly this means she wanted to get punched in the face and bitten in the Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez Will Squash That Pesky Webslinger Once and For All

Posted: 16 May 2011 07:44 AM PDT

   
“In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS a black dude in the background, saying it all with his eyes.” – McFeely Smackup Here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the KIIS FM’s Wango Tango 2011 and giving Spider-Man one very confused erection. “Do I make love to her or cover her with web-goo before she robs a Read More ...
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