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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.17.11
- Now That’s a Jew-Hatin’ Butt Crack
- Lady Gaga is The Messiah Now
- The Situation Sued His Dad
- Leonardo DiCaprio’s Banging Blake Lively
- Gwen Stefani’s Missing Something and Other News
- Miley Cyrus Topless, Getting a Tattoo
- Tom Sizemore’s Girlfriend Found
- Demi Lovato Wants You To Look at Her in a Bikini, LOOK AT HER!
- When a Grope Becomes a Baby: The Maria Shriver Story
- So These Katie Holmes Swimsuit Photos Are Happening
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.17.11 Posted: 17 May 2011 02:45 PM PDT    It’s The Crap We Missed, starting with the above photo of Laura Prepon at NBC’s Upfront event to showcase her new show that expects you to believe at some point Chelsea Handler looked even half this hot. I think it’s called We Think You’re Retards. Also, remember the other week when you couldn’t pry your Read More ... |
| Now That’s a Jew-Hatin’ Butt Crack Posted: 17 May 2011 01:56 PM PDT    When I first saw these shots of a shirtless Mel Gibson outside his hotel in Cannes, I guarantee I had the exact same reaction you did: “This guy had to threaten arson to get a woman to blow him? It should be a crime not to perform oral sex on man this beautiful.” Except unlike Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 May 2011 01:07 PM PDT    Because all the cool kids are doing it in The Guardian, Lady Gaga made some controversial statements regarding religion in a recent interview with the UK paper where she’s made the inevitable leap from eccentric drug addict to thinking she’s Jesus: On her tour being a religious experience: “Yes, it is. It is a religious experience. But Read More ... |
| Posted: 17 May 2011 12:16 PM PDT    Last week, The Situation’s dad, Frank Sorrentino, released a series of YouTube videos that were supposed to be scathing tell-alls into the real life of his son, but were mostly hilariously-told anecdotes from a stereotypical car salesman who desperately wants you to think he’s in the mob. Regardless, steroid use shrinks your testicles, so naturally Read More ... |
| Leonardo DiCaprio’s Banging Blake Lively Posted: 17 May 2011 11:00 AM PDT    UPDATE: Now with photos of them together this morning, so I can’t assume this is bullshit like 99% of the things I write about. Goddammit. At this point it’d just be easier to make a list of who Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t banging now that he’s seven days free of Bar Refaeli’s supermodel good looks, because Page Read More ... |
| Gwen Stefani’s Missing Something and Other News Posted: 17 May 2011 10:30 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Even Jennifer Aniston’s dog couldn’t make a long-term commitment. - Brad Pitt finds the most polite way to say that working with Terrence Malick was an awful decision. - And speaking of awful decisions, Amy Winehouse is preparing for motherhood. - Johnny Depp wearing almost normal clothes Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Topless, Getting a Tattoo Posted: 17 May 2011 10:01 AM PDT    Because one just-turned-18 Disney star tweeting a provocative photo of herself deserves another, here’s a topless Miley Cyrus getting a back tattoo in Venezuela that presumably will be just like her mom’s angel wings, only classier. I’m thinking airbrushed wings, except if you squint really hard it’s actually Yosemite Sam’s mustache with the words “Sexy Read More ... |
| Tom Sizemore’s Girlfriend Found Posted: 17 May 2011 10:00 AM PDT  Meant to get to this yesterday, but more important things happened up to and including Gary Shirley dancing like this. Anyway, Tom Sizemore’s missing girlfriend was found in a Los Angeles meth-house over the weekend paving the way for his manager to make up all kinds of stories about barely even knowing the girl and Read More ... |
| Demi Lovato Wants You To Look at Her in a Bikini, LOOK AT HER! Posted: 17 May 2011 08:24 AM PDT    This should end well. In an effort to prove just how far she’s come since checking into rehab to duck charges for punching a dancer who NARCed her out on tour, Demi Lovato tweeted a picture of herself in a bikini yesterday because she’s so confident with her body now. And what better way to Read More ... |
| When a Grope Becomes a Baby: The Maria Shriver Story Posted: 17 May 2011 07:22 AM PDT    For those of you still losing sleep over how Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver’s marriage could’ve seemingly fell apart out of nowhere, turns out ten years ago he knocked up a woman who worked for them and then paid her to pretend the child was her husband’s as she continued to work for the family Read More ... |
| So These Katie Holmes Swimsuit Photos Are Happening Posted: 17 May 2011 05:00 AM PDT    Making her swimwear debut on The Superficial, here’s a surprisingly feminine-looking Katie Holmes in Miami yesterday, and I say surprisingly because I just assumed Tom Cruise – oh, no, wait, he did turn her ass into a dude’s. Never mind. So, uh, how about Suri Cruise? Cute as a button, right? I love how she Read More ... |
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