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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.19.11
- Jane Seymour: ‘Arnold Definitely Has More Love Children’
- Oh, Now Lorenzo Lamas Wants His Kids Away From Shauna Sand
- Charles Barkley: A Friend to The Gays
- Here Are Your New ‘Two and a Half Men’
- Rosario Dawson is The Most Important Actress at Cannes and Other News
- The Pippa Middleton Butt Hour
- Botox Mom Was an Actress Paid to Pretend She Gave Her Kid Botox
- Maria Shriver Used to Joke That The Maid’s Baby Looked Like Arnold
- January Jones Got Knocked Up By a Married Dude
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.19.11 Posted: 19 May 2011 01:49 PM PDT    Welcome to the Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Antonio Banderas tells Arnold to suck it and some people with vaginas noticed that the heads on her and her are actually different. Learning each and every day, - Photo Boy Click Here To Start The Gallery Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN Read More ... |
| Jane Seymour: ‘Arnold Definitely Has More Love Children’ Posted: 19 May 2011 12:45 PM PDT    Apparently, you should never tell secrets to Jane Seymour because here she is at last night’s premiere of Love, Marriage, Wedding blabbing to CNN about how she wasn’t even “remotely surprised” to hear about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child, and that she knows there are at least two more floating around out there: The former Dr. Quinn Read More ... |
| Oh, Now Lorenzo Lamas Wants His Kids Away From Shauna Sand Posted: 19 May 2011 11:55 AM PDT    Despite his children being exposed to a constant 24-hour loop of spray-tanned labia and skeez, Lorenzo Lamas is only now seeking full custody of his daughters after Shauna Sand was arrested last night for domestic violence after spraying her husband in the face with mace. TMZ reports: Lorenzo tells TMZ, he’ll ask the judge for an Read More ... |
| Charles Barkley: A Friend to The Gays Posted: 19 May 2011 11:07 AM PDT  Charles Barkley is already a hero to the heterosexual community after openly admitting to the police his reason for driving drunk was to see a woman who gives the best blowjobs of his life. But many people will be surprised to know he’s also a huge advocate for gay rights and recently stated as much Read More ... |
| Here Are Your New ‘Two and a Half Men’ Posted: 19 May 2011 10:31 AM PDT    “Guess who’s on cocaine now, motherfuckers! Whoo! Didn’t see that coming!” Ashton Kutcher appeared at the CBS Upfronts yesterday to get everybody “jazzed” about him replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men despite this whole thing sounding suspiciously like some sort of practical joke. A “punk” if you will. Anyway, while Ashton compared the Read More ... |
| Rosario Dawson is The Most Important Actress at Cannes and Other News Posted: 19 May 2011 10:30 AM PDT    NOTE: This ends exactly like you think it does. Posted by Photo Boy - T-Pain is banging Ke$ha. Of course. - In other Rapture-related news, Lady Gaga, Oprah, and Justin Bieber hold the Top 3 spots, in that order, on the Forbes Celebrity 100 List. - Woody Allen reveals his casting process. Surprise! It’s creepy. Read More ... |
| Posted: 19 May 2011 08:55 AM PDT    *looks down SEO checklist* Arnold Schwarzenegger. Check. Botox Mom. Check. Pippa Middleton’s butt. On it. Ever since the Royal Wedding, the ass of Kate Middleton’s sister Pippa has been the object of fascination for, I’m assuming, British men because honestly this thing isn’t doing much for me. Although, that could just be the blood oath I swore to Read More ... |
| Botox Mom Was an Actress Paid to Pretend She Gave Her Kid Botox Posted: 19 May 2011 07:47 AM PDT  So apparently Botox Mom was nothing but a giant scam. Not only did Kerry Campbell never inject her eight-year-old daughter with Botox, her name isn’t even Kerry Campbell and, for kicks, let’s also assume the kid’s Arnold’s. TMZ reports: TMZ has obtained a sworn declaration written by Sheena Upton, who claims she was recently approached by Read More ... |
| Maria Shriver Used to Joke That The Maid’s Baby Looked Like Arnold Posted: 19 May 2011 07:19 AM PDT    “Mom!” “I know, I know. I’m an idiot…” In a telling anecdote of just how well Maria Shriver conditioned herself to ignore obvious signs of Arnold Schwarzenegger groping literally anything with a vagina – Herself being the first clue. – Hollywood Life reports she used to joke that Mildred Baena’s son looked exactly like Arnold. Womp womp: "Maria, Read More ... |
| January Jones Got Knocked Up By a Married Dude Posted: 19 May 2011 05:00 AM PDT    “I’ll send this one to his wife. I just know we’ll be besties!” As we continue to delve deeper into January Jones‘ baby-hole, The Daily now reports that the mysterious gunmen on the grassy vagina is married making him one of way too many people to list from the cast or crew of X-Men: First Class. Read More ... |
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