Friday, June 3, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

They Should’ve Called It ‘Boob Diamond.’ A Review of ‘X-Men: First Class’

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 09:04 PM PDT

   
Welcome to The Superficial review of X-Men: First Class which I might have said would be “dorkishly, tit-free” ala the Thor review, but that was before I knew January Jones‘ cleavage is the diamondy heart that holds this movie together in spite of her acting and fondness for Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.3.11

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 12:00 PM PDT

   
“Don’ta worry, Mr. DiCaprio. I no thinka they see us.” Alright, folks, Photo Boy and I are bouncing early to catch X-Men: First Class, so I can bring you another dorkishly, tit-free review later tonight. In the meantime, enjoy the photographic stylings of Kendra Wilkinson’s entire demographic (Seriously, that’s the whole thing.), Kim Kardashian’s $2 million Read More ...

Octomom’s in a Bikini Again

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 10:45 AM PDT

   
Because it’s Apocalypse Day on The Superficial, here’s Octomom posing for a new bikini shoot because who knew shatting out 14 kids would cost money? And working a real job is hard. On that note, apparently Octo is joining forces with Tila Tequila and the hooker/porn star Charlie Sheen tried to kill because FrankLohanTinoZord wasn’t Read More ...

Michael Lohan and The Situation’s Dad Found Each Other

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 10:00 AM PDT

   
“Let me tell you how much I love this guy. If he was a vagina, I’d kick him.” When The Situation’s dad Frank Sorrentino Mafia-punched his way into our hearts with hilarious YouTube videos about how shittily he raised his son because apparently Italians think the mob is the Invincible Hand of parenting, a bunch of Read More ...

Shia LaBeouf: ‘Megan Fox Wasn’t Ready For Michael Bay’s Genius’

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 08:50 AM PDT

   
“My, it seems there’s a slight breeze. Whoops…” (How I like to believe that happened.) In a new interview with the LA Times, Transformers: Dark of the Moon star Shia LaBeouf offers some candid insight into what led Megan Fox to walk from the third film and be replaced by Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Read More ...

Were The Blake Lively Nude Photos Meant For Ben Affleck?

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 08:01 AM PDT

   
“Start crying and I’ll tattoo you again, bitch. Violet, look, Mommy has a balloon sword!” After the second batch of nude Blake Lively photos were leaked online making it obvious she took them while filming The Town, rumors of an affair with Ben Affleck immediately started up again along with 8,00 blind items hinting that he Read More ...

Courtney Love Refuses to Die and Other News

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 08:00 AM PDT

   
I like how she only filled the left one with helium. She’s a character. Posted by Photo Boy - Pink gave birth to what I’m assuming was 48 baby elephants based on these pictures. - Darren Aronofsky is doing this instead of directing the next Wolverine movie. - Jason Sudeikis blasphemed against the Maple Christ. - Read More ...

Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Broke Up

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 05:05 AM PDT

   
When a 26-year-old divorcee rebounds directly into the arms of a 50-year-old egomaniac who used to punch Madonna for sport, you just assume that’s the kind of relationship that will go the distance. So imagine my surprise when Scarlett Johansson andSean Penn called it quits after just three months. Is it because she keeps getting Read More ...

This Hacking Thing Isn’t Cute Anymore

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 05:00 AM PDT

 
Remember how awesome it was seeing celebrities like Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson, Kat Dennings, Renee Olstead naked on the Internet these past couple of months? Welcome to the bill. If anyone needs me, I’ll be outside tearing my shirt to shreds and screaming to the heavens, “Why didn’t you tell us the price was Read More ...
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