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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.6.11
- Coco & Ice-T Renewed Their Vows
- Paris Hilton Still Sucks Huge Ones
- Christina Aguilera Wants You to See Her Cellulite And Other News
- Minka Kelly at Spike Guys Choice Awards, And These Other People
- Jennifer Aniston Was Hot This Decade, Says Spike Awards Show
- Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Were at The Spike Guys Choice Awards
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.6.11 Posted: 06 Jun 2011 01:00 PM PDT    Apparently, “taking a step back” from your marriage means posting more bikini photos on Twitter so guys want to do you. I’m on board. Welcome to The Crap We Missed: The part of the day where we sift through the ungodly amounts of photos at our disposal and then hurl the best ones in your face Read More ... |
| Coco & Ice-T Renewed Their Vows Posted: 06 Jun 2011 11:45 AM PDT    “Do you, T of Ice, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, through tearing that ass up and her being all tired and shit but she still let you look at a titty while you rub one out, for as long as you Read More ... |
| Paris Hilton Still Sucks Huge Ones Posted: 06 Jun 2011 11:00 AM PDT    Just in case anyone was wondering whether Paris Hilton is still a self-absorbed, over-entitled bag of herpes with absolutely zero redeeming qualities, the answer is yes. Yes, she is. And apparently she decided to make that abundantly clear to the staff of The View after Barbara Walters called her on her shit, according to Page Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera Wants You to See Her Cellulite And Other News Posted: 06 Jun 2011 10:00 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Lauryn Hill is gunning for a TLC reality show. And by gunning, I mean firing babies out of herself like an AK. - Lady Gaga finally got what she wanted from the Lebanese. - Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio got the VIP treatment by Disney. Suck on that, Reese Witherspoon. Read More ... |
| Minka Kelly at Spike Guys Choice Awards, And These Other People Posted: 06 Jun 2011 08:44 AM PDT    While the MTV Movie Awards settled with Leighton Meester and didn’t even bother to force Mila Kunis to walk the red carpet, (So, she was in Black Swan. Her back still arches.), The Spike Guys Choice Awards at least had the balls to, and went straight for the actual Minka Kelly as opposed to her Read More ... |
| Jennifer Aniston Was Hot This Decade, Says Spike Awards Show Posted: 06 Jun 2011 08:10 AM PDT    Wait. Is that the birth control patch? I’m gonna allow this. Jennifer Aniston received the Decade of Hotness Award at The Spike Guys Choice Awards Saturday night and showed her appreciation by entirely skipping the red carpet and only appearing for the few minutes it took to pretend she gives a shit. Granted, I have no Read More ... |
| Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Were at The Spike Guys Choice Awards Posted: 06 Jun 2011 07:31 AM PDT    “Hope nobody I had sex with is here. D’oh!” Despite calling it quits last week, the decreasingly hot Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn still showed up to The Spike Guys Choice Awards Saturday night, albeit separately, and even briefly posed together backstage before running in opposite directions. Her in a cloud of shame and disgust that Read More ... |
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