Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.7.11

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 01:45 PM PDT

   
“WHOA! How’d I get on this red carpet? And in these clothes? What the-” Welcome to Tuesday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to compensate for a slow news day with the most random assortment of celeb pics we can find. (Patrick Duffy, anyone?) Today we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio thinking fondly of Blake Read More ...

Anthony’s Weiner: A Tale of Two Dicks

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 12:54 PM PDT

'I found all of them!' 'Look into my eye, what do you see? Wieners. Exactly.' 'You can't handle the wiener!' 
For those of you gleefully unaware of politics in general, New York congressman Anthony Weiner essentially admitted in a surprisingly “frank” – *adjusts bowtie* – press conference to sending several women who are “coming” out of the “wood”work – A thank you, thank you. – photos of his penis via e-mail, Twitter, Facebook and pretty Read More ...

Kathy Ireland in a Bikini Was a Bad Idea

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 11:43 AM PDT

   
A long time ago, in what feels like a galaxy far, far away, Kathy Ireland used to be one of the hottest Sports Illustrated models in America during a strange and magical time when my penis was becoming more than just an alien my G.I. Joes fought in the tub. And sometimes at recess. Jump Read More ...

Anne Hathaway is Dangerous, Also Cheap

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 10:17 AM PDT

   
“Pay for contacts when I found these perfectly good glasses out back? Surely, you jest.” While filming her role as Catwoman for The Dark Knight Rises, Anne Hathaway almost took a stuntman’s eye out during a fight sequence and figured a pen would make a great apology in a world where 98% of all communications are Read More ...

Khloe Kardashian Pleased With Her Nipple Slip on ‘Fox & Friends’

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 09:18 AM PDT

   
While appearing on Fox & Friends this morning, Khloe Kardashian’s right nipple apparently was visible during the entire interview, so it’s only a matter of time until we hear reports of an uptick in octogenarian heart attacks. Until then, Khloe is literally advertising the nip slip on Twitter because her last name is Kardashian and Read More ...

Christina Hendricks’ Shirt Might Not Make it and Other News

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 08:20 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Judge Judy to Katie Couric: Bring it, bitch. - Emma Watson stopped going to Brown because the guys wouldn’t bang her. That’s how I read this. - Dennis Rodman is cross-dressing again. - And yet, he looks less gay than Chris Evans does here. - Candice Swanepoel gets naked. Read More ...

Damon Lindelof: ‘January Jones Can’t Act’

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 08:19 AM PDT

   
“I’d be so angry right now if I were capable of human emotion.” Lost creator Damon Lindelof has officially joined the distinguished ranks of Ashton Kutcher and myself – Wait, what? I want out. Let me out! She can act! OH, GOD, LET ME OUT! – and tweeted his opinion of January Jones‘ acting after seeing Read More ...

Lady Gaga & The CFDA Fashion Awards

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 07:17 AM PDT

Lady Gaga Kirsten Dunst Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen 
The CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night giving celebrities a chance to wear weird, expensive shit and pretend it doesn’t make them look like androgynous butlers from the future and/or the walking dead. So, armed with that information, of course Lady Gaga was the main event and regaled everyone with her Read More ...
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